25 February 2008

Make Currency Not Wallpaper:

Considering that value of the American dollar has been decreasing with insane rapidity then some people might consider legislation making such act a federal statutory offense to use United States currency for WALLPAPER. Carefully sticking dollar bills to the wall would not presently be considered "defacing currency" therefore this legislation might prevent millions of people from ridiculing the value of United States currency by using that currency for WALLPAPER. The time to act is now. Some wallpaper already cost more than the same area covered with United States dollar bills.

The handwriting is on the wall but the currency should go elsewhere. Urge your CongressMonkey to consider supporting "Make Currency Not Wallpaper" legislation.

/Nathan